Zaphod for President

The Married Life

Cartoons, Unknown

and thus ended capitalism...

Dilbert, Scott Adams

Not a cartoon, but a clip so good I had to share it. Watch to the very end.

Encouraging, indeed.

Other Stuff

Cam Cardow, Political

Zaphod's Evolution

In my real life, I am scheduled to be married this May. I am currently 8 months away from paying off the last of my credit card debts. I am planning the backyard to end all backyards, and busting my ass so I can afford to take off for a short Honeymoon. Also, my computer exploded, taking with it the still-a-work-in-progress “Warcrimes of the Heart episode 6″. Needless to say, making cartoons has dropped to the bottom of my priority list…for now.

However- fans of “Warcrimes” should not despair! As you read this, visionaries such as Kiloboba and gammabun are working on their 3D animation skills, and planning epic animations of their own. I expect great things from these two, and from you lurkers watching from a distance.

In my head is an epic 90-minute, fully three dimensional masterpiece, released via the web to an audience of hundreds. Rather than half-ass it with my own pitiful sprite animation, I have started a modest “Warcrimes” budget that will continue to grow quietly until the day- that glorious day- when I can afford to throw it all away on a silly cartoon.

Imagine a 3D, light-saber yielding Ron Paul, complete with non-robot voice actor, and fully fluid movement. Imagine him as he deflects the laser blasts of a hundred Hannitybots, and then flips away to safety. Imagine a fully animated Rupert Murdoch getting out of his chair. Imagine a plot that actually makes sense. Just imagine.

Good things come to those who wait- trust me on this.

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doin' it for the lulz

Unknown

Animation at its best.

Indy

Cartoons

Here’s the problem: my poor computer can’t handle HD video editing. However, when I upload a standard video to YouTube, the quality really sucks. I am trying to see if I can trick YouTube into showing an HD version, even without an HD source.

For example:

Regular Mode:

Spoof-HD Mode:

Testing

The Maxx: created by Sam Kieth.

Depending on your perspective, this is either existential genius, or blathering Gen-X pseudo-intellectualism. Either way, I think the character designs are awesome.

Sam Kieth, The Maxx