Zaphod for President

Today is my 27th birthday. So why the hell am I doing the bills? Believe it or not, I want to. Mrs. Zaphod and Twitch are currently napping, and I’ve already helped myself to a piece of carrot cake dripping with cream cheese frosting. I feel good. Paying the bills makes me feel even better; […]

Does Ron Paul control a vast army of Internet spammers?
I can’t speak for anyone else, but I have never been offered a single red cent to promote Ron Paul. As a matter of fact, I recently sent an email to the Dr. Paul campaign and have yet to receive a response, much less a bucket […]

Have you heard this one yet?

The incident: dog excrement found on the roof and windows of the Romney station wagon. How it got there: Romney strapped a dog carrier — with the family dog Seamus, an Irish Setter, in it — to the roof of the family station wagon for a twelve hour drive from […]

Disclaimer: the gross majority of my personal genetic stock immigrated to this country sometime within the past 150 years. Statistically, the same is likely to be true of you and your family. Be you brown, black, white, pink, or some hybrid thereof- unless you are a purebred native, some portion of your family has immigrated […]

Here is a remix I made of the video I found on Google the other day. Enjoy.

What has this new Democratic congress done for us?
What has this Republican administration done to us?
Do you really think this madness will end on January 20, 2009 when George W. Bush leaves office?
How much worse will it get in the next 572 days, as we patiently wait for other people to solve our problems for […]

I.G. Farben was a conglomerate chemical company founded in Germany in 1925. During the time of Hitler’s “final solution”, I.G. Farben was responsible for manufacturing Zyklon B- the poison gas used to exterminate Jews (and others) in death camps such as Auschwitz.
After the fall of the Third Reich, I.G. Farben was separated back into […]

Before you watch the following video, please consider this

Is it possible for someone to be a total crackpot, and yet, still enjoy occasional moments of clarity and genius?

What harm can come from allowing controversial viewpoints to be heard?

What harm can come from NOT allowing controversial viewpoints to be heard?

Who was Joseph Goebels? Why is he […]