Zaphod for President

Does Ron Paul control a vast army of Internet spammers?

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I have never been offered a single red cent to promote Ron Paul. As a matter of fact, I recently sent an email to the Dr. Paul campaign and have yet to receive a response, much less a bucket filled with non-consecutive $20 bills.

I suppose it *is* possible that the recent Ron Paul firestorm is somehow being controlled by secret partners or special interests, but if so, I have little doubt that we will also hack the voting machines and steal the election for Dr. Paul, thus rendering it a moot point.

More likely, the American people aren’t quite as stupid as we expected. God bless the Internet.

Your last video sucked. I hope you die.

Sorry. It would seem as though my last attempt at propaganda fell short of the mark. What can I say? I know I suck, and I promise to cry about it just as soon as I lose these final lingering scraps of self-respect. More likely, I will try, try again. In the meantime, enjoy this non-sucking video I found on I Hate Ron Paul.com:

Stop preaching to the choir. We already love Ron Paul.

Fair enough. Hence, my latest effort: Ron Paul Quiz.com. Warning: I only started this yesterday, and so, it is far from complete. If a fellow Ron Paul supporter would like to help me further develop this, please contact me so we can work out the details.

What prompted this? Occasionally I find myself surfing MySpace to contact a few psuedo-friends of mine who are too stupid to use email (I wish I was joking about this). I am forever finding these little “quizzes” pasted all over those things. “What sort of X-Men are you?”, “What’s your favorite flavor of toothpaste?”, “Which member of Lynard Skynard do you most resemble?” and so forth.

I figure a “Ron Paul Quiz” might help the good doctor gain further traction into that ever-apathetic 18-30 demo. I love the videos (duh), and I do my best to read as much pro-Paul commentary as possible, but I haven’t really seen anything interactive yet, something specifically targeted to the politically adverse and undecided.

Anyhow, I’m quickly crashing from my latest 5am manic cycle, so I will stop here. If you think the “quiz” has potential, please, help me turn it into something good. Failing that, I am doomed to watch yet another brainchild of mine wither and die on the ash-heap of silly ideas.

T.G.I.F.

God bless Mountain Dew.

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• Election 08