Zaphod for President

Disclaimer: back in 2000, I was a big fan of John McCain. Then he lost to Bush. And then he lost his fucking mind. The dog is down, and I’m about to kick. You have been fairly warned. Oh Johnny McCain, how low the mighty have fallen!

Is it possible that John McCain is a secret […]

Videos like this make me feel sorry for Mitt Romney:

You people are shitting me, right? We’re going to mock Romney for having a “bizarre religion”? I don’t know about you, but my penis was ritually attacked when I was a week old. Compared to that, believing Israel belongs in Missouri sounds outright tame to […]

I just found this documentary about piracy on Just One Word. It served as the inspiration for this post. Why not start your download now, then come back here and watch:

Just watch:

Now read:

The Grey Album is an album by Danger Mouse released in 2004 (see 2004 in music). It uses an a cappella version of rapper Jay-Z’s The Black Album and couples it with instrumentals created from a multitude of unauthorized samples from The Beatles (more commonly known as The White Album). The Grey Album […]

I must admit a guilty pleasure of mine: reading the saga of Casey Serin. For those who don’t know, Casey Serin is a 24-year-old who decided to buy 8 houses with no-money-down, only to lose them all shortly thereafter. He has gathered an alarming following, most of whom hate him with a passion.

Why I am […]

As a lifelong Beatles fan, I found the following documentary simply wonderful.

Riddle me this: why did the boomers sell out?
What the hell happened to these people?

I was recently contacted by the lovely Janine Bolon, and asked to review her book: Money…It’s Not Just for Rich People!. To be honest, at first I put off reading it. Not only was I having a very busy week, but I also find 99% of financial advice books to be tediously boring. As I […]

As I mentioned yesterday, little twitch was recently spayed, and is in a considerable amount of pain. Seeing a loved one in pain is always cause for introspection. As such, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. What follows is sure to another blather-filled rant about feelings, so if you are looking for the […]

A few posts ago, I ranted on against the evil corporation known as Pfizer. Well, it looks as though Pfizer has won again, by exposing me to my own hypocrisy.
Earlier today little Twitch was spayed at the local vet. To help ease her considerable pain, we were provided with the following prescription:

For those who […]

As promised, I have now reviewed each and every Democrat currently running for President. To recap, here are the DNC candidates, in the order of my personal preference:

Mike Gravel
Dennis Kucinich
Barack Obama
Chris Dodd
Bill Richardson
John Edwards
Joe Biden
Hillary Clinton

Astute readers may notice that Al Gore is missing from the above list. Why is this? Because Mr. Gore […]