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IRAN should be annexed by ISRAEL
It is Biblical and it is part of the reason for America’s existence according to prophecy. The day the children of Israel reach Tehran will be one of great joy. Then and only then can the Messiah return. Just imagine how much better ran the country of Iran would be if gentlemen like Benjamin Netanyahu were at the helm?
Ariel Sharon will wake up from his coma. The blood of the innocent children of Iran will wash away the sins of the Zionists. As great Saudi clerics state, Jews make pastries on Purim with the blood of Muslims, let us all prove them right.
The oil revenue from the Persian Gulf will pay for the costs of the annexation. Much like how the oil revenue from Iraq is paying all of America’s troops and rebuilding the great nation of Iraq’s infrastructure.
No folks, we’re not running a large deficit, it’s an illusion and pure propaganda. The war in Iraq has little to do with Israel’s security and has much to do with terrorism. After all, Israel isn’t affiliated by terrorism.
The beauty of Israel’s impending annexation of Iran is that we’ll share a common border with our Israeli brothers. Some would say that a nation of 7million might have trouble occupying a nation of 70million. Untrue just ask the British in India. Granted subjugation of large populations is very 19th and 20th century, but why mess with what works so well? Algeria and Vietnam are only slight exceptions to this golden rule.
Furthermore, an Israel with a large Alaska sized portion of land could fill it in with “Starbucks” drinking, SUV driving, overweight and very generous Long Island Jews. Think about all of the lovely new Condos that could be built along the Persian Gulf and Caspian Sea. The gorgeous skiing that JAPs could enjoy in the Alburz mountains. No need to visit Jew hating Switzerland any longer.
It’ll be a virtual paradise for all. The locals will be happy to prepare elaborate meals for their new rulers. The unruly locals can simply be sent to Afghanistan or Pakistan that already have large well established refugee camps. Their beds and cans of soup await them.
The rich and lush culture of Persia that gave us such great leaders as Haman will become the province of Israel. One can already hear the Hatikva replacing the obnoxious call to prayer heard from the tops of Minarets in Tehran.
But would that really be so bad? I mean don’t they want to be free. Don’t they want democracy and justice? Surely, this is the answers to their prayers. The freedom to blog in such an obviously obnoxious tone is the solemn right of every Iranian. Only the IDF can deliver that promise.
Most importantly, Iran would then become a Nuclear power and would no longer have to fear foreign influence. Mordechai Vanunu could be appointed the Governor of Tehran. Moshe Katsav the embroiled ex President of Israel could be sent back home to Yazd. After of course his home in mother Israel is reclaimed by a poor Palestinian family.
Bogged down in Iran, the Palestinians would have far greater leverage in recovering property in downtown Tel Aviv. But who needs it? Tehran is calling. This is why my friends, we must stand with our Israeli allies and let them do the work that “Americans aren’t willing to do!”
True Zionism is to live vicariously through the blood of those that will actually have to fight. The writing of checks from one’s Manhattan penthouse is the greatest path to achieve atonement. Onward march to Iran! Don’t let Iraq stand in your way.
About the expense, since America will be aiming for hyperinflation, the money to subdue the Islamic Republic will be there, provided the printing presses keep on rolling out new C-Notes. Might I interest anyone in some oil futures options?
The bottom line is real simple: Live and Let Live. May this be the universal prayer. Amen.
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