Zaphod for President

The great problem facing humanity is humanity itself. There are simply too many people. With less people roaming the Earth there would be far less complications. Fewer murders would occur and few children would be abused if those people never existed in the first place.

The best method of crime prevention is human prevention. It should be the duty of any Woman to exercise her Christian Right to execute her baby in the womb if she so much as thinks that kid could ever be the victim of a crime. Why take the chance? It’s heartless of a mother to bring a child into the world that could possible feel pain.

Global warming, unemployment, overcrowded prisons and much much more can all be remedied through the holy sacrament of Abortion. If more Women simply used greater discretion perhaps the world would be a better place. We can’t rest until every pregnancy ends early and the child is sent straight to heaven unless we believe in Original Sin for the unborn.

Then with a great army of unborn children Christ/Satan take your pick, can come back and rule on Earth forever. Any true Christian should support the local Abortionist. In less than 150 years we can be certain that this will happen as nearly everyone on the planet will be gone.

The penalty for a potentially abusive parent, a negligent neighbor, a cruel civilization or a sick “society” should be the death of an unborn child. This is the highest form of mercy that can exist. Never mind the fact that the vast majority of our ancestors probably lived “quiet lives of desperation” presumably so we can enjoy an overpriced Starbucks coffee financed on our American Express card. Their blood, sweat and tears is ours to waste on frivolous overpriced goodies. It was all in vain. Where were those coat hangers? Where were those blessed Abortionist when we needed them most? If only Hitler’s Mommy had that degree of common sense. Sheesh!

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