Zaphod for President

From Dr. Ron Paul:
Amazing! I have to admit being floored by the $4.2 million dollars you raised yesterday for this campaign. And unlike the fatcat operations of the opposition, the average contribution from our 36,672 donors was $103.
I say “you raised,” because this historic event was created, organized, and run by volunteers. This is the […]

More hope in Nevada It appears, Gold is OKAY.
Even more hope, some 5 million Americans could come home
We’re almost at the level of book burnings, not a good thing
But more good news, Government cant’s sue for Libel
Freedom is on the march, the Empire is on the run!

In honor of Dr. Paul’s astounding victory:

See y’all next year: just in time to vote.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November:
Ron Paul raised more than $3.5 million yesterday.
From the Associated Press:
Paul, the Texas congressman with a Libertarian tilt and an out-of-Iraq pitch, entered heady fundraising territory with a surge of Web-based giving tied to the commemoration of Guy Fawkes Day.
Fawkes was a British mercenary who failed in his […]

Even Brazilian Supermodels thumb their noses at the Dollar. This is just real sad.

Back on October 15th, 2007 I made mention of PetroChina’s sharp rise in market valuation. Warren Buffet sold off most if not all of his shares. BIG MISTAKE. PetroChina is now the WORLD’S MOST VALUABLE COMPANY and at over $1Trillion, “The Chinese oil producer trades at almost 60 times earnings in Shanghai, compared with Exxon’s […]

Following unprecedented accusations of electronic vote fraud, Ron Paul (I) wins a narrow victory over Romney (R) and Obama (D).
I think Paul will win NH, but ultimately, lose the nomination to Romney. His supporters will demand he run as an Independent, and after some melodramatic delays, he will agree. This will split the anti-war […]

Gentlemen: imagine it is four in the morning. You find yourself awake, in need of a good piss. You stumble into the bathroom, turn on the light, and are immediately blinded by the harsh brightness. You meander over the toilet, and let loose, secretly hoping that you will hear a splashing sound a moment later. […]

Roughly one year from today, Americans will be going to the polls to voice their preference for President of the United States. Based upon that outcome the partisan Electors from each of the respective States will actually Elect the President.
The prediction business is a very entertaining endeavor. While it is my preference and hope […]

Believe it or not, I’m not kidding.