Zaphod for President

Another experiment. Fans of quality music will recognize the song “Christmas” off of “Tommy” by The Who.

Mel Blanc once explained that the difference between a hysterical cartoon, and a dud, was nothing more than timing. A cliff-dive by Wile E. Coyote might generate a chuckle, but extending that fall by 4 seconds would register […]

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton D-NY is a Woman, no military service
Senator Barack Hussein Obama D-IL is technically Black, no military service
Governor Williard Mitt Romney R-MA is Mormon, no military service
Governor Michael Dale Huckabee R-AR is a Baptist Minister, no military service

Congressman Ronald Ernest Paul R-TX
1. Male, not female
2. Veteran, not even Fred “tough guy” Thompson […]

Evil; tending to cause great harm. The removal of a religious diorama from the public square is neither evil or divine. True evil isn’t dressing up like the massacred Virginia Tech students at a party or parading as Prince Harry did like Adolf Hitler.
Real evil is committing the heinous act of massacring students […]

From our friends up in Buffalo, NY:
The continuing battle over a nativity scene at the Olean Municipal Building took another twist Monday night, when someone ran over a 5-foot-tall Wiccan pentacle set up next to the nativity scene.
City officials confirmed that someone ran over the pentacle at about 10:15 p.m. Monday, and police are investigating […]

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I have a dream. I dream of a day when all children, no matter their lot in life, will be provided with regular, uncensored, unabated access to the Internet. I have a dream that these children, […]

Hanukkah is and has been here. The holy day isn’t of high priority to observant Jews but it remains on the docket. A thought that I have pontificated on numerous times is the creation of a “Second Jewish State.”
The idea wouldn’t be to set up an alternative or rival to the “State of Israel.” […]

Am I alone in questioning the sanity of United States District Court Judge Henry E. Hudson, a dog owner? Let’s review the facts:
People that torture animals tend to be sick fucks
Yet, people that say torturing animals are sick fucks tend to eat some animals for breakfast/lunch and dinner.
We designate some animals as cute companions […]