Zaphod for President

One In Ten Ohioans On Food Stamps, Happy Easter!
1984 Styled Cameras In Disney Friendly Orlando, new at the Epcot center!

Haggling Makes a Comeback
I love haggling. It’s great to see haggling is making a comeback, even at large box stores like Best Buy and Home Depot. I find it interesting that haggling takes place primarily in third world countries. Could it be that this is a sign of things to come?
I’m off to buy a […]

For some reason, God has resorted to using crappy websites to communicate his will.
A more logical explanation: Even quacks can learn to use Frontpage.

Foreign Interference In United States Electoral Process, so much for meaningful campaign finance reform, eh Senator
One In A Million Baby
Shock Bracelet For Airline Passengers
Finally, Good News!

Things are getting ugly folks…

For those of you who like it: Yes, I made this.
For Bank of America: I have no idea where this came from.

I’ll put it this way: even Brian “Friendly Fox” Kilmeade is sick of their bullshit.
Could it be that Judge Napolitano has been wearing off on him? Dare I say it: is Mr. Kilmeade waking up?
Nah, probably not. But it sure is fun to dream.
To Mr. Brian Kilmeade: join us, brother. Why not use your […]

Obama cannot end the Iraq War, the Federal Reserve, nor the plethora of corrupt systems which have slowly destroyed America.
However, he can become the first black President- and that’s not something to be underestimated.
As a white boy, raised by affluent parents in the suburb, there is only one thing I know for sure […]

We should be so lucky…