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The Crucifixion
Stop! Stop! They’re Crucifying Barrack H. Obama. First, with the Reverend Wright, then Bill Ayers and now the bitterness sermon. All shamefully taken out of context. The media is placing him upon a cross of television sets. Character assassination and the politics of personal destruction are sadly on the march. In going down for the count Obama will make the ultimate sacrifice for our racist sins. Maybe, once he is resurrected we can have salvation and greater healing.
Through generous amounts of illicit narcotics, our holy communion and in idolizing his dark sin, we can be reborn as newly enlightened Americans after the resurrection of Barrack H. Obama. We must remain charmed by his wit and gift for gab. The great Pied Piper can show the true path to inner peace and nirvana. But will it be too late? Some will call him a false Messiah, a Manchurian or Trojan horse.
Hopefully not, for the prospect of eternal big government is a worthy prize. The real chance at everlasting change and hope smells as good as a freshly brewed cup of coffee without the cream. Many will reject the second coming. Those poor non-believers will need reeducation and sensitivity training. It shall be our mission to reach out to those poor angry and bitter souls. We can substitute their independence for interdependence. We must take their pride and replace it with guilt. Prosperity with sustainability. Privileges with rights. Rights with duties. Duties with excuses. Excuses for all. Salvation for none that embrace the great second coming. Get with it already. Feel good about being miserable. Smoke from the good plant Barrack and exhale your dignity.
Paid for by the soon-to-be disappearing good old boy’s club. © 2008
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