Zaphod for President

This is Judas Iscariot speaking! Behold! I have seen the light and understand the love affair with Barrack the Obama. While at a Starbucks, I picked up a copy of the old gray lady. Apparently, Hussein’s programme to raise Capital Gains would normally nix any support from Wall Street. Not so, according to today’s New York Times.

Some Hedge Fund managers are pouring money into Obama’s campaign not merely because they are hedging bets or feel he can win. The new gilded Billionaires view Obama as being accessible. In other words more open to corruption for less money than say Hillary or McCain. On one hand I truly admire this logic. The Times article didn’t come out and state Obama was more prone to corruptibility, but the code words were omnipresent.

Later, while listening to Bud Hedinger, the “Bud Man” as he is sadly called, an obscure study was quoted pointing to Obama as the most LIBERAL member of the United States Senate. Even more so than Herr Hitlery, the McCainac or Kennedy.

If Obama is truly that LIBERAL, will govern as such, is truly more accessible and open to corruptibility then maybe I better change my thinking on Barrack. After all, there is a very real chance that government contracts and offices can be bought on the cheap. Here I was wasting all this time trying to find investments for pennies on the Dollar, the real investment is in Senator Obama. Sorry Ron Paul baby, while you’re the man, but since Big Brotha is coming, I’ll take some goodies from Obama & Co since after all, someone should and that someone oughta be me. Peace out/Sell out, same thing but it rhymes.

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