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What will you do with your Federal Bank Subsidy, eh . . . I mean Federal Economic Stimulus Check?
Don’t pay down credit card debt. Let’s let these motherfuckers twist and writhe a little longer. Of course, you could use your check to buy something useful like Hammacher Schlemmer’s 14 mph ride-on cooler (just be sure to save some cash for the inevitable yet humorous DUI that will follow):
Here’s my idea:
That’s right. Take the government’s stupid subsidy check and use it to buy a pistol. You’ll thank me someday.
Have fun kiddos!
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