Zaphod for President

Stop! Stop! They’re Crucifying Barrack H. Obama. First, with the Reverend Wright, then Bill Ayers and now the bitterness sermon. All shamefully taken out of context. The media is placing him upon a cross of television sets. Character assassination and the politics of personal destruction are sadly on the march. In going down for the […]

From the AFP:

Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki Sunday announced a coalition government, naming opposition leader Raila Odinga as prime minister to end deadlock after polls that sparked nationwide bloodshed.
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Uhuru Kenyatta of the ruling Party of National Unity (PNU) and Musalia Mudavadi of the Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) were named deputy prime ministers as well as ministers […]

From the AP:
A New York City transit officer made off with $113,000 in an armed bank heist Thursday but was arrested a few blocks away, police in northeast Pennsylvania said.
Rookie officer Christian Torres, 21, had his New York Police Department badge and identification card on him when he was arrested, Muhlenberg Township police said. A […]

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There has been some confusion regarding the upcoming “Ron Paul March”, scheduled for June 21, 2008.
On April 15, 2008, there is going to be an organized protest of the IRS and the Federal Income Tax. There will be a march on the White House lawn, as well as several Federal Reserve offices located throughout […]

As usual, Dr. Paul speaks the truth.

And his pal Dennis Kucinich had this to say:

Special thanks to KevCal510 for the heads-up.

“I do not think that is any of your business.” chimed Chelsea when asked by a Butler University student on March 25th about “that other woman Monica Lewinsky.” Wrong Chelsea, Wrong! You’re a public figure now. You’re all grown up and you’re campaigning for mommy.
Later a North Carolina State Student brought up “Monica” to […]

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