Zaphod for President

Videotape the PO-Lice!
And here’s Copwatch filming the good ol’ Denver PO-Lice right here in my home town following an incident in which the police beat a man into a coma:

Look out! Look out!
Pink elephants on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They’re here and there
Pink elephants ev’rywhere
Look out! Look out!
They’re walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Pink elephants on parade
What’ll I do? What’ll I do?
What an unusual view!
I could stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Is really much for me
I am […]

This is just cool.

Police raid innocent mayor’s home and shoot his two dogs dead.
Assholes.

08/08/08 - As the Olympic Opening Ceremony was underway. The Russian Federation took steps to invade the Republic of Georgia. Last month, America sent 1,000 Marines to train Georgians. 2,000 Georgian troops serve in Iraq, the largest number in the coalition after the United States and United Kingdom.
If Georgia is our ally in the […]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/04/world/main4320602.shtml

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Regular readers of this blog may have noticed my recent absence. The sweet summer sun had been taunting me for weeks, and I that felt a prolonged road trip was the best solution. I have now returned from an exhausting two week odyssey, and a significant amount of introspection.
Those who know me personally are […]