Zaphod for President http://zaphodforpresident.com Now with 15% more conspiracy theory in every sugar-coated bite! Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:05:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 en Why Corporations Suck Just as Much as the Government http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/24/why-corporations-suck-just-as-much-as-the-government/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/24/why-corporations-suck-just-as-much-as-the-government/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:31:36 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Blather Heathcare Drugs Family Police State Questionsanti depressantsblood pressure medicationbottom linesbusinessweekclass action lawsuitdatabasesdata storageinsurance carriersinternational corporationslarge corporationsmajor insurancemedicationpersonal medical detailsprivacy rightsprivate corporationsprivate individualsstorage facility http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/24/why-corporations-suck-just-as-much-as-the-government/ Folks, don’t just blame the government for all of your loss of privacy woes. The free market and large corporations are just as willing to ass-rape your privacy and information if it’s in their best interests.

Here’s an example from BusinessWeek:

It seems two international corporations are keeping databases of every prescription you receive from your doctor. They make this information available to insurers for a fee. Major insurance carriers are using “undesirable” medication histories, such as anti-depressants and blood pressure medication, to deny coverage to private individuals. This is shocking. It’s one more example of the ways corporations are willing to use Orwellian tactics to increase their bottom lines.

I’m wondering where HIPAA, a federal law that protects patient’s privacy rights and carries steep penalties, fits into all of this. If you haven’t given consent for the release of your information to these private corporations, they may be violating HIPAA laws by caching and distributing your personal medical details.

I smell a class-action lawsuit. Even simpler, we just burn down their offices and any data storage facility that agree to store this abominable database. ;]

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/24/why-corporations-suck-just-as-much-as-the-government/feed/
Thanks Barack… http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/09/thanks-barack/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/09/thanks-barack/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:29:00 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Cartoons Election 08 Blather Police Stateassholesbarack obamafisaforeign intelligence surveillance actpolice stateretroactive immunitytelecom http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/09/thanks-barack/ Barack Obama approves FISA update for retroactive telecom immunity

“I’m Barack Obama and I approve the Bush administration’s plans for destroying your civil liberties.”

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/09/thanks-barack/feed/
Why Americans Kick Ass http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/04/why-americans-kick-ass/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/04/why-americans-kick-ass/#comments Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:30:14 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Ideas Blather Police Statealcoholcocainecontrol governmentcopsfireworksfreedomgangstershydroponic growing equipmentlibertarianslibertymarijuananeighborsprohibitionrule breakersunites stateswhores http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/04/why-americans-kick-ass/ Fireworks

As I sit here in Colorado (a fire-prone state where fireworks are banned) listening to the triumphant sounds of illegal Chinese-made fireworks exploding from every block, I’m reminded of why prohibition doesn’t work.

It’s simple: Americans are rule-breakers. When alcohol was outlawed, gangsters got rich supplying the ever-present need. When marijuana was outlawed, the market responded with indoor hydroponic growing equipment. When cocaine was outlawed, people risked their necks flying it in from South America. When the government imposes more taxes, people find new ways to cheat and take their money underground. And yes, when fireworks were outlawed, we drove to Wyoming and loaded up our trunks with contraband. Why? Because this is the Unites States of America. If we can’t blow shit up on the anniversary of our independence, then what the hell were all these wars about?

In America, we break rules. We don’t care. Go ahead and write your ticket. Go ahead and take me to your little jail. Fuck you. I don’t care. The west wasn’t won by rules and nitpickers.

Libertarians, anarchists, and other intellectual types waste their time whining about the rules and wishing things were different. Real Americans just do what they want, despite what the PO-LICE or anyone else says. Maybe if we all acted like real Americans, we wouldn’t have an out-of-control government to begin with.

So to nosy Nancy down the street who is right now calling the cops on her reveling neighbors, I say, “Fuck you!” The time is near when the real Americans will outnumber the rule-whores, and we will have our day.

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/07/04/why-americans-kick-ass/feed/
The state is yo momma… http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/the-state-is-yo-momma/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/the-state-is-yo-momma/#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:52:27 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Cartoons Blather Cool Stuff Police Statechild protective servicesnanny statepeople who suckpolice state http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/the-state-is-yo-momma/ Because the state knows best...

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/the-state-is-yo-momma/feed/
Trust us, we’re the good guys… http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/trust-us-were-the-good-guys/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/trust-us-were-the-good-guys/#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:38:42 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Cartoons Pictures Blather Family Police Stateall around assholesjuvenile justicepolice stateprison planetprosecuters http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/trust-us-were-the-good-guys/ Juvenile prosecuters are the low-life attorneys that are bitter because they graduate from shit-school university.

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/29/trust-us-were-the-good-guys/feed/
Pretty cool idea… http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/09/pretty-cool-idea/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/09/pretty-cool-idea/#comments Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:32:51 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Videos Ideas Cool Stufftime travel http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/09/pretty-cool-idea/

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/09/pretty-cool-idea/feed/
Somewhere in Hell a Snowball Is Laughing http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/06/somewhere-in-hell-a-snowball-is-laughing/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/06/somewhere-in-hell-a-snowball-is-laughing/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:46:53 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Videos Environmentalismal sharptonchristian rightclimate changeconservativeglobal warmingliberalpat robertsonreverend http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/06/somewhere-in-hell-a-snowball-is-laughing/

Crossing the party lines is becoming a rather trendy fad these days, eh?

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/06/06/somewhere-in-hell-a-snowball-is-laughing/feed/
The Celtic Tiger is Waking Up http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/31/the-celtic-tiger-is-waking-up/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/31/the-celtic-tiger-is-waking-up/#comments Sat, 31 May 2008 06:46:29 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized No Bull$#it Politics Blather Good Newsdemocracyeueuropean unionglobalisationglobalizationireland http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/31/the-celtic-tiger-is-waking-up/ And saying no to globalisation.

Good for them.

I wonder what would happen if other EU “member” states had to put such issues to a general vote.

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/31/the-celtic-tiger-is-waking-up/feed/
The Internet is Awesome http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/26/the-internet-is-awesome/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/26/the-internet-is-awesome/#comments Mon, 26 May 2008 21:24:52 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Hacktivism Blather Cool Stuff Police State http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/26/the-internet-is-awesome/ So is free speech.

This is why.

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/05/26/the-internet-is-awesome/feed/
What will you do with your Federal Bank Subsidy, eh . . . I mean Federal Economic Stimulus Check? http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/04/27/what-will-you-do-with-your-federal-bank-subsidy-eh-i-mean-federal-economic-stimulus-check/ http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/04/27/what-will-you-do-with-your-federal-bank-subsidy-eh-i-mean-federal-economic-stimulus-check/#comments Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:38:56 +0000 Quinn Uncategorized Finance Humor Ideas Blather Cool Stuff Police State Gunsbank subsidycredit card debtduieconomic stimulus checkhammacher schlemmerpistolsubsidy http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/04/27/what-will-you-do-with-your-federal-bank-subsidy-eh-i-mean-federal-economic-stimulus-check/ Don’t pay down credit card debt. Let’s let these motherfuckers twist and writhe a little longer. Of course, you could use your check to buy something useful like Hammacher Schlemmer’s 14 mph ride-on cooler (just be sure to save some cash for the inevitable yet humorous DUI that will follow):

Ride-On Cooler

Here’s my idea:

Sig Sauer P226 Pistol

That’s right. Take the government’s stupid subsidy check and use it to buy a pistol. You’ll thank me someday.

Have fun kiddos!

]]>
http://zaphodforpresident.com/2008/04/27/what-will-you-do-with-your-federal-bank-subsidy-eh-i-mean-federal-economic-stimulus-check/feed/