Author Archives for Zaphod Tralfamadore
Ron Paul: American Prophet
Ron Paul, the smartest man in the U.S. House of Representatives, predicted the recent Georgia/Russian war back in 2002.
Pink Elephants
Look out! Look out!
Pink elephants on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They’re here and there
Pink elephants ev’rywhere
Look out! Look out!
They’re walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Pink elephants on parade
What’ll I do? What’ll I do?
What an unusual view!
I could stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Is really much for me
I am […]
Today’s Rant: Vacation 2008
Regular readers of this blog may have noticed my recent absence. The sweet summer sun had been taunting me for weeks, and I that felt a prolonged road trip was the best solution. I have now returned from an exhausting two week odyssey, and a significant amount of introspection.
Those who know me personally are […]
Barack Obama Conclusively Proves He Is Full of Shit
From Raw Story:
On a 69-28 vote, the Senate approved an administration-backed update to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act after striking down amendments to modify its immunity provision. Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) voted for the FISA update, while his former primary opponent Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) voted against it. Republican candidate John McCain […]
