Zaphod for President

Don’t pay down credit card debt. Let’s let these motherfuckers twist and writhe a little longer. Of course, you could use your check to buy something useful like Hammacher Schlemmer’s 14 mph ride-on cooler (just be sure to save some cash for the inevitable yet humorous DUI that will follow):

Here’s my idea:

That’s right. Take the […]

“If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.” -Emma Goldman

For those still paying attention.

As if it’s not enough to conquer the Earth, Google has set it’s sights on conquering Mars as well. An ambitious new space colonisation plan is being developed by Sir Richard Branson and the eponymous Google.
For those who don’t want to take the trip to Mars, Google is also hiring for it’s Copernicus lunar research […]

Haggling Makes a Comeback
I love haggling. It’s great to see haggling is making a comeback, even at large box stores like Best Buy and Home Depot. I find it interesting that haggling takes place primarily in third world countries. Could it be that this is a sign of things to come?
I’m off to buy a […]

For some reason, God has resorted to using crappy websites to communicate his will.
A more logical explanation: Even quacks can learn to use Frontpage.

For those of you who like it: Yes, I made this.
For Bank of America: I have no idea where this came from.

From CNN: Bush Vetoes Bill Banning Waterboarding

So far, housing is down 8.4%. That means that 13.5% of homeowners currently have negative equity in their homes. Goldman Sachs has predicted that if we have no recession, housing will drop to 15% of peak value, leaving 21% of homeowners with negative equity. Should a recession occur, Goldman Sachs predicts housing to drop to […]