Zaphod for President

The referendum has finally arrived on the subject of negotiations with the Evo Morales government on autonomy for Santa Cruz. The national government has declared the referendum illegal. Meanwhile, Morales has announced the nationalization of Bolivia’s telephone and gas companies. A showdown is brewing with much at stake.

Oops. Some of you may have noticed that this wonderful blog went down for a few hours. It turns out the domain had expired, marking a solemn 2-year anniversary. It was exactly two years ago that I first registered this domain, and announced to the world that I too had an opinion regarding American politics. […]

Once again religious liberties are under fire in America. This time the gunfire emanates from so called mainstream right wingers. The defenders of religious freedoms appear to be hailing from the traditionally secular and atheist left. Politics sure does make for strange bedfellows. But where are the likes of Ron Paul, the Patriot movement, the […]

Don’t pay down credit card debt. Let’s let these motherfuckers twist and writhe a little longer. Of course, you could use your check to buy something useful like Hammacher Schlemmer’s 14 mph ride-on cooler (just be sure to save some cash for the inevitable yet humorous DUI that will follow):

Here’s my idea:

That’s right. Take the […]

Not enough attention has been drawn to the “sins” of Senator John McCain:
Gang of Fourteen
Keating Five
Prescription drug addiction and theft, see Cindy not Rush
http://therealmccain.com/

http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com

Anthem by Ayn Rand
The complete classic

Stop! Stop! They’re Crucifying Barrack H. Obama. First, with the Reverend Wright, then Bill Ayers and now the bitterness sermon. All shamefully taken out of context. The media is placing him upon a cross of television sets. Character assassination and the politics of personal destruction are sadly on the march. In going down for the […]

“I do not think that is any of your business.” chimed Chelsea when asked by a Butler University student on March 25th about “that other woman Monica Lewinsky.” Wrong Chelsea, Wrong! You’re a public figure now. You’re all grown up and you’re campaigning for mommy.
Later a North Carolina State Student brought up “Monica” to […]

As if it’s not enough to conquer the Earth, Google has set it’s sights on conquering Mars as well. An ambitious new space colonisation plan is being developed by Sir Richard Branson and the eponymous Google.
For those who don’t want to take the trip to Mars, Google is also hiring for it’s Copernicus lunar research […]

For some reason, God has resorted to using crappy websites to communicate his will.
A more logical explanation: Even quacks can learn to use Frontpage.