Zaphod for President

Washington’s $5 Trillion Tab
$2Trillion hidden by the Federal Reserve Bank
None of the above were brought to you by that conspiracy wacko Alex Jones or the unpatriotic Ron Paul. Looks like Forbes & Bloomberg want to put Jones & Paul out of business.

I’ll be brief, as to avoid another “we need a Civil War” rant.
The bailout, formerly $700B, now $810B, has been passed by the House, having already passed the Senate. It has already been signed into law by George W. Bush.
Oh, and did I mention? The DOW tanked another 157 points today anyway.
The following […]

For those still paying attention:
1. After playing Russian roulette with our economy for the past 2 decades, Ben Bernanke and his cronies have decided to stick U.S. taxpayers for a $700B ransom.
2. Earlier this week, Ron Paul and other rational people in the House of Representatives told “the man” that they can GTFO. Read: no […]

Taxes are so annoying. But spending is so much fun. Why not have cake and eat it too? Let’s eliminate all federal taxes at once. But keep all $3.1Trillion of federal spending intact. No cuts are needed. Everyone gets a piece of the government pie. From the noblest CEO to the lowliest minority welfare mom. […]

From Thaindian News:
The Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of a Noida company was beaten to death today by some dismissed employees inside office premises following the failure of a meeting, that was called to resolve a dispute between them and the management.
Senior Superintendent of Police (Noida) R K Chaturvedi said that L K Chaudhury, the CEO […]

In the interest of some balance:
Sez Buchanan (on why the bailout is inevitable): “All these innocent people are going down in the ship with the jackass who didn’t look out for the iceberg”

Effective January 1st, 2009 every inhabitant of the United States of America shall receive the tax free lump sum of One Million Dollars ($1,000,000.00). No restrictions on a count of race, gender, citizenship status or age shall be imposed. All inhabitants present on/before January 1st, 2009 shall be entitled to the one time payment.
According […]

Lehman, Merrill, AIG, Bear Sterns, Fannie & Freddie too. We know the story. We read the PDFs. We listen to talk radio. Be it right wing, left wing, conspiracy or otherwise, yet still Gold isn’t $3,000.00 an ounce. Why?
A few theories come to mind:
The big banks are liquidating their gold assets thus boosting supply […]

From Scott Adams (the Dilbert Guy):
Dilbert Survey of Economists Democratic Economists Favor Obama. Republican Economists Favor McCain. Independents Lean Toward Obama.
Dublin, CA (September 10, 2008) – Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, commissioned a survey of over 500 economists to find out which candidate for President of the United […]