Zaphod for President

Possibly the greatest hour of stand-up comedy ever.

“We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth.”
John F. KennedyOctober 26, 1963

Have you seen this yet?

I for one was very impressed by this presentation. So impressed, in fact, that I decided to track down the elusive Tin Foil Hat Lady, a.k.a. Mrs. Hilarioous Schnorklefarken, a.k.a […]

Yes, you heard right, Communism is cool. Think about it logically. The whole Soviet Socialist system is splendid. It encourages the people to relax and not work so hard. You don’t have to worry about getting sick or becoming educated. The Party or State takes care of that for you.
Landlords are totally obsolete […]

Perhaps, the most overused photograph of the VP on the ‘net. Richard B. Cheney is the greatest Vice-President in modern American history. A cross between a Montgomery Burns and Rupert Murdoch, Vice-President Cheney has an exemplary record in public service.

Here is a shinning example of Cheney’s voting record according to Wikipedia:
“Among the many votes […]

White Males Only, Please
“Article II Section 1 paragraph 5 shall be amended to read as follows; Qualification to attain the Office of President shall be vested in natural born Protestant Christian White Male Citizens of the United States that have attained the Age of sixty five Years. Inhabitants of the State of New York […]

What makes a hero?

A reminder to American companies doing business in China: please, don’t be evil.

From the 2nd Democratic debate:

It’s not often that I agree with Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden, and so, I would like to take this rare opportunity to voice my support of gays in the military.

Tours of duty in Iraq have been extended from 12 months to 15 months. Even after serving this extended tour, members […]

I realize this post is already more than a week late, and that Kurt Vonnegut is already up in heaven right now. Truth be told, I’ve been having a hard time deciding what to write. Everytime I go to proofread this post, I find it riddled with cliches. This is undeserving of Kurt Vonnegut.
Kurt […]