Zaphod for President

I wish I could claim credit for this. Well done, levmyshkin.

Update: Obama demolished Hitlery in North Carolina (56.2% v. 41.5%) and lost Indiana by a mere 22,412 votes (0.2%).
Don’t let the spin-meisters on tee vee fool you; today was a crushing defeat for Hillary Clinton.

A few days ago, I mentioned that a random mob had decided to buy some flowers for Helen Thomas, as a way of saying “thank you” for her excellent Journalism.
I am happy to announce that the flowers were received early last week. From The Independent (UK):
Thankful for her doggedness, the ever righteous users of […]

Don’t pay down credit card debt. Let’s let these motherfuckers twist and writhe a little longer. Of course, you could use your check to buy something useful like Hammacher Schlemmer’s 14 mph ride-on cooler (just be sure to save some cash for the inevitable yet humorous DUI that will follow):

Here’s my idea:

That’s right. Take the […]

I found this during my daily surf of the web. For more memorable Sesame Street music moments, check out Pop Vultures.

In the immortal words of Spooner: blind black dudes like Ray Charles are indeed cool.

Using round numbers for dramatic effect…