Zaphod for President

Today, I’ve returned to the “Conspiracy Coast” as President Zaphod dubs it. Upon my return, we’ve hired a gentleman that has been staying at a neighbor’s house across the street to paint our house. This is no ordinary gentleman, this man happens to be a Vietnam era Purple Heart recipient.
My new neighbor wasn’t drafted […]

Last Month I called it about the Australian Dollar. Apparently, the IMF according to Bloomberg sees it my way. Amazing. I need to practice what I preach.

President Bush announces World War III. [In reality World War III was the Cold War, so this would be World War IV]
On the other side of the Iraqi border, to the West, President Bush urges Turkey NOT to invade Iraq, apparently that remains our private monopoly. So much for the “Coalition of the Willing.”
Our […]

President Tralfamadore makes the case for Burger King Diplomacy. On face value I agree with him and Presidential Candidate Congressman Dr. Ron Paul. Except for certain keys problems:
Let us suppose the State of Mississippi outlaw all forms of Abortion and the State of New York completely legalized all forms of Abortion. This is a […]

The 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution reads, in part:
1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens […]

The richest person in China is now a 25 year old woman. Murdoch you fool, dump Wendy for Yang. Otherwise, I will and we’ll have a proxy war for News Corp. My bitch’s money versus yours.

The Swiss seem to be shunning “open borders.” Maybe, they’ll break from the United Nations and go back to a Gold Franc.

As I sit hear watching columnist George Will flippantly tout Ron Paul on George Stephanopoulos’s “This Week” television program on “ABC News.” I have a few reactions:
1. Congressman Dr. Ron Paul will win a plurality in the New Hampshire Republican Primary
2. Dr. Paul may actually win some smaller State’s Primaries. He will amass several Delegates […]

Smokers of the World unite! The problem with Smoker’s is guilt and gutlessness. It is high time that Smokers of all stripes unite. A few comments on the proposed ban in two of California’s cities:
1. If a Landlord wishes to ban Smoking in his building, he/she has that right, but must inform their prospective […]

I saw this one happening a long, long time ago, as Russian Limbaugh would say, “see I told you so.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071003/ap_on_re_us/secessionist_movement_1