Zaphod for President

So is free speech.
This is why.

Don’t pay down credit card debt. Let’s let these motherfuckers twist and writhe a little longer. Of course, you could use your check to buy something useful like Hammacher Schlemmer’s 14 mph ride-on cooler (just be sure to save some cash for the inevitable yet humorous DUI that will follow):

Here’s my idea:

That’s right. Take the […]

Internet Sales Tax Hits NYS
Nah, NYC ain’t under Martial Law, never mind the machine guns or terror dogs

From the AP:
A New York City transit officer made off with $113,000 in an armed bank heist Thursday but was arrested a few blocks away, police in northeast Pennsylvania said.
Rookie officer Christian Torres, 21, had his New York Police Department badge and identification card on him when he was arrested, Muhlenberg Township police said. A […]

One In Ten Ohioans On Food Stamps, Happy Easter!
1984 Styled Cameras In Disney Friendly Orlando, new at the Epcot center!

From Reason Online:

It’s 8 p.m. You work an early shift and need to be out the door before sunrise, so you’re already in bed. Your nerves are a bit frazzled, because earlier in the week someone broke into your home. Oddly, they didn’t take anything; they just rifled through your belongings.
But the violation weighs on […]

Dutch Dump Dollar Exchange

Iraq War most expensive after World War II
New Hampshire relaxes marijuana penalties
CIA pay days
Stalinism at your front door
Dozens of War Protesters Arrested Outside IRS

From CNN: Bush Vetoes Bill Banning Waterboarding

AP: 13,000 Abuse Claims in Juvie Centers. Never have I felt like a bigger conspiracy theorist than today. To any child being held captive today in one of these concentration camps, as a descendant of survivors I say loudly: YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO RESIST AND FIGHT YOUR CAPTIVITY. Ethics, morality and the law of […]