Zaphod for President

From The New York Times:
FORT RILEY, Kan. — When Specialist Jeremy Hall held a meeting last July for atheists and freethinkers at Camp Speicher in Iraq, he was excited, he said, to see an officer attending.
But minutes into the talk, the officer, Maj. Freddy J. Welborn, began to berate Specialist Hall and another soldier about […]

Found via-a-vis My Confined Space:

Note: I disagree with the sentiment behind this particular image, but feel that it deserves recognition all the same. Clever idea, solid execution.

For some reason, God has resorted to using crappy websites to communicate his will.
A more logical explanation: Even quacks can learn to use Frontpage.

Evil; tending to cause great harm. The removal of a religious diorama from the public square is neither evil or divine. True evil isn’t dressing up like the massacred Virginia Tech students at a party or parading as Prince Harry did like Adolf Hitler.
Real evil is committing the heinous act of massacring students […]

From our friends up in Buffalo, NY:
The continuing battle over a nativity scene at the Olean Municipal Building took another twist Monday night, when someone ran over a 5-foot-tall Wiccan pentacle set up next to the nativity scene.
City officials confirmed that someone ran over the pentacle at about 10:15 p.m. Monday, and police are investigating […]

Hanukkah is and has been here. The holy day isn’t of high priority to observant Jews but it remains on the docket. A thought that I have pontificated on numerous times is the creation of a “Second Jewish State.”
The idea wouldn’t be to set up an alternative or rival to the “State of Israel.” […]

Mitt unlike McCain served in the wine fields of France instead of the rice patties of Vietnam.
Naturally, the French rejected the Mormon mission. It is culturally incompatible. The French are known for their heavy intake of caffeine, nicotine and wine, all of which are persona non grata according to the followers of Joseph Smith. […]

President Tralfamadore makes the case for Burger King Diplomacy. On face value I agree with him and Presidential Candidate Congressman Dr. Ron Paul. Except for certain keys problems:
Let us suppose the State of Mississippi outlaw all forms of Abortion and the State of New York completely legalized all forms of Abortion. This is a […]

Definitely a must see on a hot date. If this doesn’t get her to accept your excuse for not having a rubber, nothing else will.